It Tastes Like Burning

verminbob:

petersparade:

d-d-d-d-d-d-die:

pneupnurse:

moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“Sinus bradycardia” … Damn you nursing!

“Prophylaxis and treatment of angina pectoris”

If I didn’t know any better, this would probably sound sexual.

You try to get a gander through your KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!

Accurate. :P

“This was the last evening of Gordon Way’s life, and he was wondering if the rain would hold off for the weekend.”

Perfect. Not sure what it even means hahaha.

“Normally, preening is an activity that birds carry out on their own.”

And this was the COURTSHIP section of the book .__.

Squishy Milktank by =x-SquishyStar-x

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jelliebeenews:

Okay so giveaway time! I’ve done a Facebook and dA giveaway and now I’d like to try tumblr!

Enter now to win one each of the above stickers!

How to enter…

Simply reblog this post :) You must also have your ‘ask’ box open so I can send you details if you win!

I will ship anywhere in the world that I can!

Giveaway ends 27th May 00:00 GMT

You can also buy these stickers from $0.10 each over on Jelliebee.com as well as my limited edition Fanart Stickers which are currently free! 

Do not reblog without my caption please ;o;

Good luck everyone!

purplekecleon:

Archen for Bianca

Other People to do Homework for Me by ~Tenshi-Heart

It’s ok I finally found it after a few WEEKS!

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